BLACKBERRY WAHALA: CRACK YOUR RIBS

My Blackberry don chop my money tire, na him I come vex yesterday sell am, come take some money buy Chinaphone! Now, am in bigger trouble!!!
 1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nailcutter, Firelighter etc.

3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-pon, samswag etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go record”One missed Call”.
6. When a big car horn; e go show”Charger connected”
7. When Chinese man pass e go show:”One Bluetooth device found”
8. When fine lady waka pass, e go show “WiFi On”
9. When ugly lady waka pass, e go show, “Virus detected”
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo?Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen say “No contact found”
Pls don’t laugh alone,send 2dose u wish 2put smile on their face.
Culled from Mr DAG.